My friend just said that tonight her boyfriend quietly got up from the couch, went into the kitchen, measured out all the ingredients to make pancakes, made One Single Pancake, sat back down on the couch, ate it quietly, and did not even ask her if she wanted one

Marc But how does his first pancake turn out perfectly?

Amy Leigo Marc Even funnier if wasn’t perfect, but he spite-ate it anyway because he didn’t want to risk making a second pancake, therefore, providing at least one pancake that his gf could eat.

@shatnershair @cairdin Akilah Green Amy Leigo Marc Intrigued

wheet @shatnershair Also intrigued, but also slightly scared

🔮Mystical Chaos🔮 wheet @shatnershair I'm just scared.

Rodrigo Bravo 🔮Mystical Chaos🔮 wheet @shatnershair I’m just slightly