Pathetic

A GOES-East satellite view of today's eclipse.

Writing a really long blog about Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner and then printing it out, hope you enjoy

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It’s wild how bright it still is from just a little sliver of sun. The sun goes way harder than it needs to

Sorry but if you don’t sneak a quick peek at it without glasses you’re not allowed to claim you “saw” the eclipse.

Science tip: You can look directly at the eclipse for a few seconds and it’ll probably be fine I think

Bryce-level pandering

I'll stop talking about east coast earthquakes the day L.A. stops putting 'it's going to rain' on the front page

No more “send a writer on a cruise” features! Unless Defector would like to send me on the Sabaton one.

This is dorky but it’s cool to be reminded that the planet is huge and active and implacable