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When Rania Nasreddine came to our table on day one of EPT Monte Carlo the first thing she did was ask everyone where we came from. Then one by one she sent us all back there. A great run from a brave and tough player. Congratulations Rania Nasreddine

The weaselly runt of the Fox litter, is a pathetic, puerile little squirt trying to impress the school bullies with his rancid racism and misogyny so they don’t shove his scrawny little head down the khazi.
Good morning. 😁

Well, I didn’t pick up a ‘Mystery bounty’, but there are plenty of other mysteries in Monte Carlo. Like why do they cut the stalks off the bananas so you can’t peel one without getting it under your nails, and how do any of John Duthie’s bluffs still get through?
#BluffyDuthie

I’m sorry mate, you hate to be *what* ?

The amount of times I’ve got seat two to lift his arms to show me his stack, I feel like I should invoice as his personal trainer.

That’s the final table right behind us. I hope that’s not the closest we get. 🤞🏻

Poker is getting like stadium rock now. It’s time these old codgers moved over and let the kids take the stage.
#MovesLikeJagger

If you’ve got an hour or so of your life you’re prepared to never get back, here are the answers to all those questions you were never gonna ask, and perhaps the first draft of the book I’m never gonna write…

The latest shock revelation in the Rayner scandal is that her ex bought a house in 1991 and sold it in 2016 for a lot more than he paid.
Who knew that was even possible? It’s gotta be some kind of scam.

Londoners. There’s thirty percent off at Diesel in Covent Garden until the end of today.
With the money I just saved on a pair of jeans I’m gonna get a suit made in Saville Row.

If a goal is given and VAR checks for an infringement, they are looking for a ‘clear and obvious error’ by the on field officials.
If you can’t even tell if it’s offside on a frozen frame, that should not qualify as an error, let alone a clear and obvious one. Toenail shmonail.

In the spirit of today’s London Marathon I will be ploughing through this massive field dressed as a giant carrot, and taking on plenty of liquids along the way. 🍺

Well, it was either this or the marathon. 🤷‍♂️

The Tories are trying to enlist MP’s neighbours into a curtain twitching English Stasi in a desperate attempt to dig up dirt.
Their’s will be the most pathetic undignified rout in political history.

What?