(Mads Mikkelsen Hannibal voice)

them: your fav is washed. me, fan of olaf the ever-dirty: no he isnt, he would never.

it’s all “untuck now, queen”, “let it hang, sister” until someone actually turns that theory into praxis 😒

I could fuck a burger rn

hes mewing low key

why you trying not to laugh bruh that’s disrespectful as shit

guys if New York mayor Eric Adams is your comfort character do NOT check your socials today. stay safe friends 💜

I hate having 5 drinks and being cripplingly hung over the next morning

theyre making me go 2 school even tho im sore and tired

just watched the guy sat in front of me type out a “my pronouns are nor/mal” joke I should legally be allowed to strangle him

Dan Hentschel? Pretending? Well I never

I heard the sound of snacks. おやつの音がしました

mushroom pasta so rich and flavourful that it makes you cry

Starmer and Alli are queerplatonic

crazy to me that we’ve only gotten 7 episodes where Ncuti is actually in the whole thing doing doctor business

look at that beast go. Simply delightful

I’m a certified stupid gay baby brained moron

I hate this twink

i love getting free drinks yippee

I hate how soy and gay and Reddit it is that i sincerely do get off an awful lot just from kissing and holding hands. Stupid and pathetic