Baseball is so sick because I don’t have to listen to wether or not Bonds or Ohtani is better 24hrs a day

Do any burner boys want to put a friendly wager on wether Bell or Kingz has a better year from 3?

KYLE. STOWERS. #marlinsbeisbol

When mi fuck pussy, pussy turn red

This better be the first ukulele cover of Heil Hitler ye

Retard take. Abrams, Woods and Gore are Stars

Seeing a baseball player use zyn instead of actual tobacco is like finding out your boy drinks NAs

Never kill yourself

My brothers and I like arguing baseball, so we decided to record it and put it on YouTube. Here’s the link if you’re into that kinda thing: EP 5: Is PCA On Drugs? youtu.be/QE6mo8xhfgU

Is this good?

Jon Heyman just went on live tv and said Aj Preller doesn’t like giving up young talent lmao

Marlins win Mets lose Cubs lose Padres down 5-0

Another dumb Padres fan who forgot they hit Bregman the inning before and threw at another hitter the next inning. Maybe Tatis should get his OPS above 800 before he flops like LeBron

So like, the Marlins are doing it again

Generational superstars do not have a .798 OPS over 3 seasons in their prime

Wagaman is a terrorist

Bendix absolutely fleeced the Padres in the Arraez trade… Marsee is a certified stud

Dawg

CLAYTON MCCULLOUGH IS GAMBLING AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM, PLEASE INVESTIGATE MLB

The “Turbodogshit with a 5 Star PR Team” Squad DH Nick Castellanos (?) C Salvador Perez 1B Paul Goldschmidt 2B Luis Arraez 3B Nolan Arenado SS Oneil Cruz LF Masataka Yoshida CF Julio Rodriguez (included just for Packy) RF Jasson Dominguez SP Mitch Keller RP Emmanuel Clase