HATE WHEN DUMBASS MEATHEAD PERVERT UBER DRIVERS FIND OUT WE’RE A BAND BECAUSE 90% OF THE TIME THEY ASK TO HEAR ABOUT “FINE ASS GROUPIES” AND THEN I HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF THE RIDE MAKING THEM REGRET ASKING

ALL I CAN ASK FOR IS FORGIVENESS FROM YOU AND MERCY FROM THE LORD

ITS BEEN 365 DAYS, IM BACK BABY!!!!!!! JUST IN TIME FOR SLAM DUNK

IVE LIVED TOO MANY SIDE QUESTS, I GENUINELY HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS

dont tell him but this was funny

god i can't wait for him to die one day

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY CAME OUT ONE YEAR AGO TODAY

HIBACHI STYLE RESTAURANT BUT IT’S ALL SOUP AND THEY DO TRICKS WITH THE HOT SOUP

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I SHOULD FINISH WRITING ONE OF THESE OTHER BOOKS AT SOME POINT HUH

JESUS CHRIST I DIDNT KNOW YALL COULD READ???

REALLY I THOUGHT 1000 BOOKS WAS TOO SMALL FOR A RE-ORDER BUT I GENUINELY DIDN’T THINK ITD SELL OUT LIKE THAT????? THANK YOU

WORKING ON GETTING MORE COPIES MADE + ALSO SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL FOR IT IN A MONTH OR SO 👀 THANK U AGAIN

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YEARS

RESTOCK OF MY BOOK, YOU’D BE PARANOID TOO IF EVERYONE WAS OUT TO GET YOU, WILL BE UP IN A COUPLE MINUTES

ENJOY OR CRY OR BE MAD WHATEVER IT IS YOU PEOPLE DO HERE: mddn-store.myshopify.com/collections/bo…

GEOFF DREW THESE

LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT MORE PHYSICAL COPIES OF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE 2 YEARS, SAY WOW

FINALLY RESTOCK FRIDAY 12PM PST

solar eclipse today

This tour, in so many ways, is gonna go down in parx history as a turning point. No one in rock/alt is doing what they're doing, and honestly, I've seen arena shows do less than what parx did on this tour. They're truly a band of visionaries and they've once again raised the bar

THANK YOU FOR SNEAKING OUT OF HEAVEN

YALL HAVE THE BEST TATTOOS, TRULY CRAZY TO SEE THEM EVERY DAY - THE CLOSER ONE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A PHOTOGRAPH