mapped-out futures of early agrarian civilization

*still learning maoist standard english*
¢alifornia

[starts doing dip] ’m going to become the world’z first lesbian baseball player. Think I’ll be a shortstop shortstack short-sell GameStop (NYSE:$GME) Round Rock full-stop.

laying in bed thinking about Women and also Fail

bear market signal

The freak

.Hillary Clinton whips
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whenever someone says “Nexus” i just think of a random place in Montana where William shatner cooks eggs with Patrick Stewart

if you are insecure about holding a Dasani at an event you have other problems you need to focus on

“THIS one still has great battery life and it’s where I keep all the music I’ve downloaded but haven’t listened to yet and THIS one needs a new battery but I keep it plugged into my car all the time anyway so it’s fine and it’s a 4th or 5th generation while THIS one is a 7th and”