scientist literally just texted me 'wyd'

many whales are currently alive and didn’t murder their ex-wife in 1995, very much the opposite of OJ Simpson on both counts

today is at least one whale’s birthday

i whale grow from this. i am sorry.

i hope you whale forgive me

woke up at 3am to write down two ideas

i am unfortunately going to eat the shrimp

most whales are bigger than the smallest lil baby panda bear

yeah, I like Dune 2, dune 2 kayakers a fright by accidentally swallowing them whole

please stop following and tagging me with stupid crypto spam bullshit i am not that kind of whale

whale inspired baby names:

Flucas
Erorca
Whalter
Barney
Blowhole

you’re in her dms i’m sinking her dad’s yacht off the coast of Gibraltar we are not the same

not even the whales know what secrets lie in the cold dark depths of the deepest oceans

still hoping to confirm this

retweet to save a marriage

thank you for clarifying, travis

this is happening, currently. at this moment Israel is bombing the very small area of Gaza they ordered everyone to evacuate to.