Dark Academia:
-JACS (Journal of Applied Catastrophe and Suffering)
-PNAS (Proceedings of the Necromancy and Ailment Society)
-Nature
-JBC (Journal of Black Cloaks)

Do any of y'all nickname your lab equipment? We call our incubators Gordon Ramsay, Bobby Flay, and Julia Child---I also call our big centrifuge John Mayer because it plays a little jingle whenever your cycle is done

If I had a nickel for every she/they I've mentored, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Damn, now the east coast has earthquakes AND better bagels? We're so cooked

remember last year when we spent weeks arguing about whether or not the idf would destroy a civilian hospital

We're at the point where they are too lazy to lie...and frankly why would they? There are no consequences for any of it and they know it

For months, the US has single-handedly blocked international attempts to end the slaughter in Gaza, despite overwhelming support, and denied any wrongdoing by Israel despite overwhelming evidence.

The nerve to say “you can’t just talk, you have to listen” after all that.

Nothing like cracking open a cold Miller-Urey

The perfect genomics method name doesn't exi...

One consequence of dune is that now whenever I see C. elegans I'm like...shai hulud...

Just realized how much of protein expression is 'first you cloudy the clears, then you clear the cloudys, then you cloudy the clears, then...'

I was today years old when I learned Fraser Stoddart had a skincare line

B2 and B3 of their controls are literally just the same image rotated 180 degrees 😱💀😭

Whenever I'm in a music store it's really easy to tell who there plays bass bc when I tell them I love playing old school motown their faces just light up

just realized they gave me my new license on international womens day. go women

Let's hear from Palestinian academics . . . oh wait

now this is a job for total synthesis