Ladies, don’t be going about your day with your friends, living your normal life in leisurewear. Bring back corsetry. Which reminds me, I need a new gardening girdle.

A word to all the men having an estradiol induced period.

In the 4 years since I had my uterus removed from my body, I’ve felt what could sincerely have been compared to a period cramp perhaps 3 times.

The best way to release a trapped fart is to lay on your back with your…

I used to be friends with Nadia. When she was married to her first husband. I still have her number saved.

Should I text her and see how they’re doing? 😗

Sadiq Khan You’re an arrogant, lying, disgusting cunt of a man ferried around in armoured Range Rovers.

I used to love visiting London for a weekend, I wouldn’t go now if you paid me, let alone expose my children to your nice, safe open plan crime scene.

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K Hazel the Apple Witch v2.0 Hazel Appleyard Yes. That’s the funny thing, they keep saying the reason I support you is because you’ve got dirt on me in DMs.

“I can’t wait until she releases the DMs”

If people ever saw our DMs, they’d see:

- both of us being nice about Hazel Appleyard
- me being nice about Louise Moody…

Scenario

A married father has a dilemma.

He’s both blocked and moved on from his psychotic stalker, AND occasionally checks in on her with intention. Just to make sure she’s still crazy.

Nobody wants to shag her. He was warned not to shag her. She never wanted to shag him…

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This will be fun!