I’m having the guys over for a goon sesh

[creates a new human life inside of her, births it, nurtures it]

the eclipse washed all my neuroses away! Normal mode activated. Baruch hashem

Pano from eclipse totality

Happy eclipse y’all!!! Wowwww

Jerry: What’s the deal with airline food?

George: The jerk store called; they’re running out of you!

Kramer: These pretzels are making me thirsty

Elaine: Puddy is moving to Paris

Good morning

False alarm, that was just ur mom walking down the street 😏

Propagation velocity of seismic waves through solid rock ranges from approx 3 km/s (1.9 mi/s) up to 13 km/s (8.1 mi/s) depending on the density and elasticity of the medium. In the Earth's interior, the shock- or P-waves travel much faster than the S-waves (approx relation 1.7:1)

that was God punishing us for all the gay sex btw

Great Earthquake of ‘24

Everyone in NYC for like 10 seconds

opening a restaurant called Just Rice! that only has rice

I’ve been learning sh*t from the aliens 😳
like how we’re all connected to the pyramids 🤩

Logging on and getting mad

Society when the muted words list is sufficiently long

First mosquito bite of year 😍

It sure is exhausting being expected to apply a modicum of skepticism about what you see on social media for one day out of the year, I can’t wait till it’s over

Every day is April Fools day when you have no media literacy