The publishers listened to YOU, and frankly, it looks bloody delightful; Mancunians will be out in paperback in July.

What goes on with United managers? 🤔

Why do they always seem to lose the plot? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Will Ten Hag go the same way? 👀

Scotty and Jay Motty are joined by Joe Smith 🔥

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'I've been catfishing someone and now they wanna meet!' 🤪

Scotty and Jay Motty have more terrible advice for people daft enough to ask them! 🤷🏾‍♂️

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A track that takes you back to your favourite nightclub.

Death, taxes, and Man Utd losing leads.

Yes. I think we can win everything from The World Cup to Eurovision at the beginning of every season.

Right, bringing buttys to a gig? I just imagine the conversation with security patting you down:
- what's that?
- it's Tuna and Cucumber
- and this?
- a curly wurly...

'I'm waiting for the calm, as the storm is getting under my skin'

Dead in the Water.

Here's to a United win by another legitimate goal which rattles heads from Pundits to Parliament. The outpour from Sunday was more embarrassing than the performance.

If ain't us, they ain't talking.

Make it make sense...

Being hustled int' Pevril of the Peak

Finished putting first book together for my Timelines project where I teach Creative Writing across NW Prisons.

One of the learners asked for this to be included, ngl, it got me:

Remembering when Paul McCartney went Rasta to encourage going meat-free...

I prefer my trebles that cost a billion to buy and come with 115 charges. What is this is this nonsense? 6 Academy Players lifting three trophies in a season. Pathetic.