one of those chap hop twats twitter.com/BenShh1/status…

very vivid memory of being out in New York with a friend and ordering two mezcal cocktails then standing there, quietly horrified, as we watched the waitress pour three (3) shots of mezcal into each glass

glad I took the mature decision to stay home tonight after quite a heavy week, and used that precious time exclusively to post about Ben Houchen

Ben Houchen:

*please* can we have the election now, what purpose would six more months of this even serve

my only contribution yesterday was to tweet about 'Norkshire' so pleased to announce I can still be trusted twitter.com/DamianSurvatio…

on the train to south west London to take a painting class and entire crowds here are going to some Army v Navy rugby game, always good to really reconnect with my white heritage

biblically accurate rendering of me going to get a kebab in that one nice place in Soho and having to explain both the various options and the ordering practices to a group of baffled French teenage boys

wish I could tweet something clever about the locals but sadly my only thought is that whenever I read about North Yorkshire my brain wants to shorten it to 'Norkshire'