when charles is on the episode

.Saturday Night Live - SNL if you pay me $1M a season I will come on as head writer and you will see historic ratings.

Y’all have no idea what you’re doing anymore.

It’s a waste of time, money, and effort for all those involved in producing it!

POV you're sitting across from your coworker on your lunch break

Hannah Williams However bad you think the book might be, it's worse

I assume ordinary sausages are made in a manner all would enjoy seeing.

🇱🇧 L E B A N E S E G U I D O 🇱🇧 Your Honor this fact was too GOOD to plead

speaking as an undefeated litigator, its always good to hold a few averments out of the complaint so you can slip them in later after the opponent answers

NEVER disclose essential evidence you intend to rely on before you get to trial

Andrew Hammel David Bernstein Well, then you are a bad lawyer. You never lay your cards out in public. You do so in court, before a jury or judge. To do so earlier risks contaminating the jury pool or biasing the judge, and it gives the opposing attorney a chance to come up with confounding evidence.

Aw crap I just accidentally and irrevocably sent 68 million dollars to the wrong address

and it was at that time that we faced a choice of abandoning our crew member or breaking the prime directive
so you just violated it?
oh yeah immediately

these guys are the biggest marks in history

sophon unfolding across sky showing live video from over your shoulder as you open incognito tab

LINUS: What's wrong Charlie Brown?

CHARLIE BROWN: I'm fucked. I'm fucking sad and I just feel so fucked.

Rosanne Felicello I am suggesting that it is improbable that a two-person New York consumer-fraud firm with no known U.S. Supreme Court experience produced a brief in opposition that sounds exactly like one I would write.