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Russell Wilson is mindful of the monotony of NFL seasons after years of constant winning. So much so that he makes sure even games against lowly opponents are exciting for fans. He casually toys around for 3 quarters before rallying Seattle to late comeback victories #neveradoubt

Happy Birthday, For the WIN!

While the world and its pro athletes eagerly await a return to normal life, Russell Wilson spends 3 hours each day calling furloughed telemarketers at their homes to say Hi and ask them how they're doing #BeLikeRussell #washyourhands

Russell Wilson isn't the reason the Seahawks lose, but on the rare occasion they do, he's nothing but gracious in defeat and never points fingers #RussellWilsonsGoodDeeds

Russell Wilson meticulously proofreads his texts for the correct usage of 'your', 'you're', 'their', and 'they're' because he knows how much it bothers some of you #RussellWilsonsGoodDeeds

Russell Wilson will not only accept the invitation to your dog's birthday party, he'll look forward to going, and stay to the end #RussellWilsonsGoodDeeds

You better believe Russell Wilson is going to tell you Happy Birthday before he gets a notification reminder from Facebook #RussellWilsonsGoodDeeds

There's a love affair between Russell Wilson and the people of japan. He likes to think of their flag as a pie chart showing how much of Japan is Japan

When Russell Wilson goes for a run, his Fitbit shorts him by about 50% on his calorie count by failing to account for all the waving he does to the people of Seattle #RussellWilsonsGoodDeeds

Russell Wilson would rather think of the sinking of the Titanic as a miracle to the yet to be cooked lobsters on board

Russell Wilson's first ringtone was Toy Story's 'You've Got a Friend in Me'. It remains his ringtone to this day

Inspired by the late great Bob Ross, Russell Wilson likes to think of incomplete passes as 'happy little accidents'

Russell Wilson's Good Deeds Russ tells his opponents sorry after a victory then tells them you'll get us next time. #RussellWilsonsgoodDeeds

Russell Wilson is so adamant about oral hygiene that he brushes his teeth right after he plays Candy Crush #RussellWilsonsGoodDeeds

Every time Russell Wilson texts 'LOL' to someone, he is literally laughing out loud. He would never mislead anyone

Russell Wilson has never failed to say 'Hi' to the Walmart greeter before they could say it to him first #RussellWilsonsGoodDeeds

The reason the Seattle Seahawks win so many close games isn't because they couldn't be blowing teams out. It's simply because Russell Wilson would feel bad about demoralizing their opponents

Russell Wilson's home in Bellevue, WA is threatening to overtake Disneyland as the 'Happiest Place on Earth'

Russell Wilson hates lemonade. When life gives him lemons he uses them to create beautiful centerpieces