@whitesoxfan2006
wigger
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calendar_today19-09-2022 23:54:10
3,5K Tweets
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1 day ago
You donโt expect to get mugged by a man carrying takeout food but sometimes it happens
Therapists that go to therapy should lose their licenses and maybe even be imprisoned
Breaking Badโs wife was rhe villain of the show
2 days ago
Iโm going to start parking in handicapped parking spots due to self-diagnosed broken ribs
Doing the too small gesture to my student when he gets a 59% on a test
Bringing a flask to work filled with Bud light
3 days ago
Worst tweet of 2024 contender
Never gambled on golf before and shocked at the odds Iโm getting on tiger woods, heโs so famous
4 days ago
I think the funniest Drake insult I ever heard about him was that heโs the type of guy to go to the bathroom to fart in the toilet then flush it
Yes they should
6 years ago
Iโm burning my Caitlin Clark jersey if she doesnโt get my Fever a win next game
5 days ago
Having to listen to Kendrick Perkins instead of inside the nba makes me want to kill myself
Eating pussy after chugging lots of soda on a date
6 days ago
Made $25 door dashing for 12 hours today
Getting less into tweeting and more into retweeting
I can make that in seven years and Iโm not even a musician ๐คทโโ๏ธ