Me normally:
nationalism holds us back, we must evolve to think as one people on a shared earth

Me when a dictionary gets lambasted into deleting a slightly annoying tweet:
🇮🇪🇮🇪💪💪😎😎 #TÁL 🇮🇪🇮🇪

Why... Why on earth would you adjust for relative population here???

Everyone I know with an EV expresses range anxiety to some degree. Think we just need fuck loads more chargers tbh (and way more public transport obviously shush)

Going to ask all the Euro Election candidates about broken street lights on my road and all the Local Election candidates about rising tensions in the South China Sea.

What? Are we going to have weekly 3-leader podium updates on the state of immigration?

ICC: did you do these crimes?

Israeli leadership:

☭ 🚩🇮🇪:
Based Marxist Ireland, the only European country to be colonised always stands with oppressed peoples ✊
- 📍 NY, USA

🌐🇺🇸🦅:
shut up lmao Ireland is literally a socially regressive fake shitty tax haven run by right wingers full of hardcore Catholics
- 📍 CA, USA

I can't believe this is real. I refuse to believe this is real.
You couldn't parody this well if you tried

This. It’s a patronising relic of the “old versus new Europe” mentality. I don’t recall anyone referring to Austria, Sweden and Finland as “new member states” in 2015. In fact I don’t recall anyone using that phrase about them at all.

I fucking hate when customer service robot voices keep explaining how you can do things online every damn step of the way.

If I could fucking do the thing I wanted to do online I wouldn’t be sitting through 20 minutes of robot voices and hold music you stupid fucker!

People have gotta stop dunking on uninformed takes about Ireland with their own different uninformed takes about Ireland

People talk about JK Rowling way too much tbh but just had a look at her account for the first time in a while and good god her pinned tweet reads like something from a street preacher with schizophrenia

phew I’m glad the important corrections are being made here

“we thought it was the immigrants coming in so everybody said aww here they are welcome them”

what weapons grade horse shite is this

You wouldn’t even have to pay me, I’d volunteer to do this in dublin on my days off

The more Irish flags in someone’s twitter account the less likely they’ve ever stepped foot on this island