I love the start of days getting shorter because I can spend my drive home shouting at cunts that don't have auto headlights and/or don't give a fuck to 'TURN YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS ON DICKHEAD'

Had this pop up in my head driving home in traffic today, still hits

this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills [6 random people in a shopping mall]

[cue Zack Fox tweet]

How Final Fantasy games used to look back in the day:

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Currently locked in and chasing the New Australian dream (owning a 1 bedroom apartment within walking distance of an El Jannah)

Didn't get above 10° today and the dude at work fresh from Sri Lanka asked me when winter ends, had to tell him 'winter hasn't even started yet bro'

An Aussie with the handle 'purplepingers' stirring up Americans feels weirdly patriotic to me

Every Dan Murphy's logo I see speaks at me like the Green Goblin's mask

Dear Diary,

Carolina mandem go pon di stage and wave di white flag. Rasta not me shotta no mo.

Aubrey,

WHEN I GET PAID I WANNA SPEND IT ALL ON YOOUUUUUUUU~
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Normies can't imagine what it was like back then in the wild west.

People make jabs about Kojima saying he wishes he could have gone into film instead of game dev, but his obsessive love of the neighboring medium has made him a pioneering director in VG cinematics. Every single game with cutscenes after 1998 owes everything to him

Spent the day chasing wiring faults in a MOST network which is just fibre optic cables blinking lights in a loop cunt it'd be easier to call Batman than figure out why this Audi's radio isn't working

I think there should be less lewd fanservice Evangelion art and more art that emphasizes the absolute horror of the setting.

perfume - chocolate disco (2007)