I'm looking forward to the most beautiful moments in our relationship, when we can look at one other and smile, even when there's nothing humorous to laugh about.

Not only do I understand, I overstand.

I was fucking fired up and I ranted at my young dog for 5 fucking minutes but then was he was testing boundaries...don't fucking test me bro...he's chewing a bone and gives 0 fucks

Should I tweet over 100 tweets over this long weekend or nah?

This Memorial Day weekend I hope to tweet as much as I can.

Life is too short.

Tweet as much as you can every single day.

You are much likely to regret the things you didn't do than the ones you did.

Nature walk & journaling with the kids this morning 🌸

Your soul will always be pulled to the place it belongs.

Life’s too short. Yield to temptation.

Don’t love too little.
Don’t love too much.
Do love just right.

I love myself vigorously daily. Does this make me an autosexual?

What is an autosexual? 🚗

The late Shirley Conran once said that ”most men think the clitoris is a Greek hotel.”

I could lay here all night and look at this beautiful moon

Breaking News: Microplastics found in every ovary, according to the latest study.

in all love
there's the flavor
of honey and agony

Imagine someone loving you because you’re crazy — rather than in spite of it.

I like people who don't take life too seriously. It's already too stressed with demands of work ,family and paying the bills. We need to be able to see the lighter side of things,be silly, kind and free. None of us are getting out of it alive so laugh and add life to your years.

and so the day goes on ….