I may have lost my job with MI5 but fear not! I'll be back out on the road with my new tour HA!MILTON this Autumn! ⭐

A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense! Get your tickets now from miltonjones.com ⬅️

#standup #standup comedy #comedy #livecomedy

Something is wrong with Great Britain! 🇬🇧 But, I'll still be heading around the country later this year with my new tour HA!MILTON 🎟️ Tickets and dates at miltonjones.com

#standupcomedy #greatbritain #stgeorge #uk comedy #uk #UKgovernment #politics #lollipops

Have you listened to our BBC Radio 4 appeal with Milton Jones yet? If not, you're not too late to listen here 👉buff.ly/49A9GrS and see how one little pig can change lives forever. Oink oink 🐷 #r4appeal #chanceforchildhood

Not sure if I’d like to go out with a Russian woman, because inside every Russian woman, is another Russian woman... #miltonsworldtour 🌍

More secrets revealed (maybe) in my new show HA!MILTON ⭐ Not about my life as a spy but might have something to say about tomatoes... 👀 Be in the room where it HA!ppens - tickets from miltonjones.com ⭐

You're welcome...

I've always enjoyed fairground food... 🎡🐠
#foodie #offmenu #dinnertime

Apparently it's 'National Name Yourself Day' so be careful out there... 👀 Tickets available NOW for my brand new tour show HA!MILTON ⭐ Head over to miltonjones.com today!

#nationalnameyourselfday #milton jones #ha #milton

Political correctness everywhere these days 🙄

Sadly a badger is never really camouflaged unless its in the middle of the road.

#badger #comedy #ukcomedy

Fear not! Ha!Milton (a whole new show of daftness) is making it's way around the country this Autumn!

⭐ ON SALE NOW! ⭐ Tickets available from miltonjones.com and Ticketmaster!🐑

#standupcomedy #ukcomedy #livecomedy

If the Resurrection is a fake the scam is going miraculously well...

Recently I went Fell walking in the Lake district. That’s not true, recently I fell walking in the Lake District.

#lakedistrict #walking #falling

The sublime Milton Jones on the sort of philosophical heckles that are, frankly, unanswerable

The new episode of the Always Be Comedy Podcast out now with guest Milton Jones! Available everywhere you get podcasts

Alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast

I'll be heading back to Wales and across the UK on my new tour HA!MILTON which kicks off in the Autumn! ⭐ Get your tickets now from miltonjones.com

Always put suitable reading material in the bathroom.

#tipoftheday #advice #books

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I'm heading back out on the road later this year with my brand new tour Ha!Milton ⭐ ON SALE NOW! Tickets available from miltonjones.co.uk and Ticketmaster!

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HA!MILTON is on sale NOW! ⭐️ Grab your tickets from miltonjones.co.uk and ticketmaster.co.uk today!

It's not a musical, I have more important things to discuss. Like giraffes… and there’s a bit about tomatoes. A whole new show of daftness! You know it makes sense!