Need those stormblood drums when logging in.

Insecure men screaming about pronouns in starfield not realising that Vivec in Morrowind made himself intersex with magic just so his gay lover Molag Bal could knock him up. Like sweetie, you would not last a day reading Morrowind lore.

The totally masculine urge to be dressed like this and called a good girl.

"Yeah she really likes making me cry, and making me cry for more. And she makes fun of me for being chubby while also cuddling and squishing my belly. She's a big meanie."

"See!? This is what I mean, pinching my belly rolls and nibbling my muffin top is bullying! You're a total meanie. The BIGGEST meanie. Hmph!"

"It definitely is mean... you know how I get when you pinch and jiggle it... You just wanna make me feel all embarrassed about it!"

"I mean... I might... just a little... but that's just me being all subby! You're still a big meanie. My big meanie..."

Boy with Earring did not need to be so SASSY. Look at him, he knows he's that bitch.

》The difference between me and my coworkers is that everyone else gets the classic scottish greeting of "alright?" And I get the genuinely concerned "you okay?" Greeting because I apparently look sad all the time and I just gotta reply "yeah" instead of saying "I'm dysphoric"

NOW THIS IS JUST OUTRAGEOUS

What? You mean you dare to challenge mine!? My wife would never let you score higher than me. Hmph!

I will cry. Best pp confirmed! Take that, Taylor!

Yeah you're literally responsible for me loving being treated like a dog and you should take full responsibility for it!

I will blush.

I really gotta do something about my timeline. It makes me too sad...

OMGOMGOMG I FINALLY GOT A JOB OFFER... ONCE I'M SETTLED IN I CAN GET MOVED OUT OF MY PARENTS HOME AND FINALLY START TRANSITIONING