disco elysium has never ceased to be correct

Supposed born-again Christian launches porn career, presumably because he can’t sell his $57 million mansion he inexplicably gutted like the dumbass that he is, and also because he is a Nazi sympathizer and lost all his brand deals → cos.lv/WFW950RmNUf

Well that's ominous as fuck.

Humans are A+ pattern recognizers.

She's clearly having a normal one.

Pluto in absolute shambles...

independent.co.uk/space/planet-9…

Hope you all have a good Friday!

Sir ... A second album has hit the Swifties.

That's where they crucified ol' misaligned Jesus

that zendaya tennis movie is written by the husband of Celine Song - writer of the semi-autobiographical Past Lives

not that weird

what IS weird is that he is ALSO the POTION SELLER

How on EARTH am I supposed to watch Past Lives again knowing that THIS guy is based on THIS guy

Someone needs to get this dude's sister a restraining order asap...

My brain the last 3 days: Pedro Pedro Pedro...

go woke get every award

REACTION SPEED [Easy: Failure] - You strike the coolest pose you are able to produce. Something once bright shrivels inside your chest, turning black and small. The photographer activates his camera, immortalising this little death.

I just found out people with ADHD are stupid. That’s why they seem flaky or distracted, they’re just not as smart as normal people

I hate it when I get a new phone and it doesn't instantly fix all of the problems in life...

Having a physical zoom in a phone camera is nice tho.

there is no AI. like, tech assholes have just chosen to name some complex software 'AI' so people think of intelligent robots from SF, even though it's not that or anything like that. It's a branding exercise deliberately meant to bamboozle ppl and justify moral abominations.

I'm anti-woke now (pro-sleepy)

MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE BUILDING THE MODERN WORLD ON TOP OF SOME RANDOM PEOPLE’S HOBBY

Yes, but it won't last for long...