The most disrespect I’ve ever seen put on the names of Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross

Skill issue

Adding an H. Jon Benjamin voiceover to Boy Kills World after the TIFF premiere might be the most valiant effort to save a complete stinker of a movie in post I’ve ever seen. The funny thing, though, is that it makes it even worse.

Top four 2024 so far

No bigger group of losers than the “think of all the people you’re inconveniencing” contingent of anti-protesting

Worst movie of all time coming in hot

Challengers: Live action anime tennis and the best sports movie since Creed — some of the sequences had me full-on levitating. I haven’t really been sold on Zendaya the movie star, but this it: a sick “I’m not your mommy” performance that turns into something unforgettable.

When you order Michael Bay off Wish

Put on The Quick and the Dead for a room full of people who don’t watch movies and it played like gangbusters. They all ate up Sharon Stone, young Russell Crowe, and baby Leo, not to mention Sami Raimi at his nuttiest. What a picture.

Funniest thing would be if this comes out before Blade and rips it out of the park

Spider-Man 3 has always been…

The trajectory from Marvel to almost exclusively movies that don’t exist needs to be studied

Everything I said about Rebel Moon Part One holds true for Part Two

Stay away from her

The way I switched up from groaning to cackling with the The First Omen’s opening scene

“Serial killer Josh Hartnett takes his daughter to a concert but it’s a sting operation to catch him” is such a sick premise. No one’s doing it like Shyamalan.