Dreadlocks guy at the music festival from Night Coppers who'd taken 'bare ket' and told the arresting officer to 'suck my dick backwards' is Brighton's answer to Australia's Democracy Manifest/succulent Chinese meal guy. If you know, you know. Someone needs to clip it and share.

'Guess mine is not the first heart broken
My eyes are not the first to cry
I'm not the first to know
There's just no getting over you
I know I'm just a fool who's willing
To sit around and wait for you
But baby, can't you see there's nothing else for me to do?'

Brighton! @LateNiteMinicab FM at @BSpiegeltentTONIGHT! (Bank Holiday Sunday, 11pm-2am)

Cabbies Alexis Petridis, @johnnobuggedout & Simon Price﮷ play the slow jams, love songs, tearjerkers and power ballads that make you weepy in the back seat.

Tickets bit.ly/MinicabMay5

The KLF weren't the only copyright-theft pranksters in the late 80s. There was also Culturcide Culturcide, Houston punks who shouted stupid/funny lyrics over the top of existing pop hits on the album Tacky Souvenirs Of Pre-Revolutionary America (1986) youtube.com/watch?v=V_OsMf…

For Leicester City fans, from E Maresca. youtu.be/BvKlzNcZ7Bw?si…

Got a strong feeling this is going to become the bane of my life for the foreseeable.

Facebook Event facebook.com/events/3969238…
Tickets bit.ly/MinicabMay5

It's late. You're in the taxi home. You're drunk, and a bit emotionally vulnerable. The driver's playing an oldies station. A certain song comes on, and it tips you over the edge.

What is THAT song?

Tell us and we might play it at @LateNiteMinicabFM at @BSpiegeltenttomorrow.

Dear Channel 4 E4. Next year, please can we Brits watch the same uncensored Married At First Sight episodes that Aussies see, instead of a sanitised pre-watershed edit?

(Dear everyone else. Yes I watch Married At First Sight. And what?)

#MAFS #MAFS AU #sixytixt

'I guess now it's time for me to give up
I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup
Oh yeah...'

(altogether now!)

THIS BANK HOLIDAY SUNDAY:

@LateNiteMinicab FM brings the love songs, tearjerkers and power ballads to Brighton Spiegeltent (11pm-2am)

What does that mean? Here's a playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/10z2j…

Come down, join us, and raise a fist of pure emotion!

Tickets bit.ly/MinicabMay5

Sorry to announce that I will NOT be performing at Co-Op Live in Manchester, due to issues beyond my control.

Instead I will be doing three smaller UK shows in May: @LateNiteMinicab at Brighton Spiegeltent (Sun 5), @SpellboundClub at Komedia Brighton (Sat 11), Scared To Dance (Fri 31).

Enjoyed talking #Curepedia with @Chris_Hawkins on BBC Radio 6 Music for the anniversary of #Disintegration and doing a quiz against @TheCure fan Will (who spoke beautifully about ROBERT SMITH as the last great romantic). How would YOU do? Listen from about 1h06m: bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

Enjoyed this! Will find a catch-up link now...

Looking forward to spinning some tunes at Scared To Dance at Komedia Brighton at the end of May! Always loads of fun.

(Exactly.)

You can reach us by railway
You can reach us by trailway
You can reach us on an airplane
You can reach us with your mind
You can reach us by caravan
Cross the desert like an Arab man
We don't care how you get here
Just get here if you can...

Brighton people! @LateNiteMinicab FM is coming to Brighton Spiegeltent this Bank Holiday Sunday (5 May)! From 11pm-2am, cabbies Alexis Petridis, @johnnobuggedout & Simon Price﮷ play the love songs and power ballads that make you weepy in the back seat.

Tickets bit.ly/MinicabMay5