I was already very into #HorizonForbiddenWest , and then they were like “Would madame care for a dollop of Carrie-Anne Moss as an immortal lesbian art collector”

Got back from a week away to find a bounty or riches waiting for me in the mail

The fact that Dimension 20 🎲 went from a live show at the Bell House to a live show at Madison Square Garden in four years flat is insane

Red states are so quaint and charming

You don’t really realize how visibly queer you are until you rock up to a sports bar in Florida that has the pledge of allegiance framed on the wall and everyone looks at you like you’re something that got stuck to the bottom of their shoe

Who needs the gym when you have schlepping a suitcase from Brooklyn to Newark on public transit

I was about to go to sleep at a reasonable hour, but then unfortunately I discovered that my dog has beautiful eyelashes

Please interpret this list of movies I've bought over the years on Apple as you would a tarot spread:

I can’t wait for Easter to be over so all my social feeds won’t just be wall-to-wall photos of creepy 1970s bunny costumes, like get a new schtick America

My therapist to me, basically every week

I knew I loved #XMen97 from the moment they showed Remy frying up beignets in a crop top—and then it just kept getting better and better. I love the way it plays with canon and digs into big emotions even amid the intentional cheesiness. Also, they get Magneto *so* right.

Sometimes when you’re picking up groceries at CVS after midnight, buried treasure finds YOU

pocket knives YES

They cut public library hours and other city services so NYPD could play Candy Crush on their phones on the subway and catch $100,000 in fare evasion by spending $150 million in overtime (that’s a real number btw)

The last 10 Best Picture winners, ranked

Incredible:
1. Moonlight
2. Everything Everywhere All at Once
3. Parasite
4. Nomadland

Solid:
5. Spotlight
6. The Shape of Water

Meh:
7. CODA
8. Birdman

Haven’t seen/don’t care:
9. Oppenheimer

Haven’t seen/gross:
10. Green Book

When you come home from the bar with a lime in your jacket pocket and feel like the luckiest midshipman in the British Navy #noscurvyforthisgal