Never deleting this app.

I'm just gonna wish myself a happy birthday with this one, which came out on this day 30 years ago. BOOM, as they say 💥

I’m so old I remember when ‘kiss my arse’ was an insult and not ‘3rd date’.

We’re getting close to sell-out, let’s just get over the line for this star studded show (that’s right, Jo from PhoenixNights and I’m Alan Partridge to name but a few tele programmes! wegottickets.com/event/630556 #portishead #comedy #standup #Somerset

We still a few tickets left for this bad-boy tonight. You can pay on the door of course, if we have space or grab your tickets below at: wegottickets.com/event/630556

We’re absolutely finished as a species.

#PORTISHEAD, this one is going to be a smasher!

#Plymouth this pre Christmas badboy is coming to you wonderful people! Tickets on wegottickets & on the QR code below! #standup #comedy #wreckerconedy

Trump wins the White House. Again. The Democrats blew it. Again. A depressing yet predictable result.

That was like watch in The Irishman but it felt longer… #tysonvspaul

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JD Vance in the oval office

This year at Edfringe25

Off to bed.

Shameless plug for ‘Who remembers Spangles’! I was a special guest this week podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/who…

Happy Birthday xxx

Ta Geoff! #edfringe #stanup #comedy #edinburgh

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