another hard day at work as the banker on deal or no deal island!

i am the banker on deal or no deal island

this is me in five to seven years

why is this my sexuality

if i had to attend 12 football games, i would also write an album with 'tortured' in the title

another day, another pop song that sounds vaguely like express yourself by madonna

Please consider supporting my many talented Vox colleagues who were laid off today: gofund.me/f47e1c18

Occupation, annexation, and other terms you should know related to the Israel-Hamas war vox.com/world-politics… via Vox

uhhh, yeah, i think it's a bad idea to leave out the comma before 'right?' [everyone applauds and lifts me onto their shoulders]

mood

if i ever run into ໊, i just wanna tell her i wrote this correction after screaming laughing

somehow i know the pasta strike in italy is gonna affect me

recently gave 'because of the number of hyphens at play' as a reason for an edit

On April 20, everybody at BuzzFeed News was laid off. And last week, BuzzFeed told us that everybody will not be treated equally on their way out.

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thinking about the copy slack convo we'd be having about whether we should tweet 'how do you serve cunt in a way that follows AP style?' from the BuzzFeed Style Guide account

I’m one of the people Jonah Peretti excluded from receiving the same severance my colleagues received.

While others were afforded time and a safety net to determine their next steps, I am killing myself trying to secure income and healthcare just to keep myself and my family afloat.

I am one of the 4employees Jonah Peretti is excluding from the same severance package as my colleagues based on solely on my zip code.

I won the newsroom's first major award, the Polk, in 2018 — work he used to present to investors. But I did so w/ help from copy editors & curation