You think Baby Reindeer was intense viewing for YOU, but remember, that show is about my actual friend who I've known for years, and I had no idea all that was even going on. Horrible experience, but still, she's good fun and hasn't let it affect her.

Remember you just have to be in the QUEUE by 10pm, you don't have to be inside, even if they say it's shut, they legally have to let you in to Co-Op Live.

The final episode of ⚽️📻 Dial F For Football 📻⚽️ is out now on all the usual platforms. This one is about the tricky subject of sportswashing, plus we hear from a grindset guru on what it's like to live *near* Dubai, and Des attempts a chili eating challenge.

there are hundreds of reasons not to buy a new build but the main one is that you might live next door to the Famileigh.

Best way for young people to get enough money together for a house deposit is to trick Laurence Fox into calling them a paedophile.

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

Idea for a podcast (no one steal this): a celebrity interviews famous figures, to dig deeper on what makes them tick and what got them to where they are today.

Club where managers last 5 minutes appoint the man who cannot be gotten rid of. This is it. The final showdown.

If you want to watch a joke every 9.3 seconds (av) I popped all my If This Is The Answers from Mock The Week in one handy YouTube video. youtu.be/nie2HubhwFs?si…

Look between i and s on your keyboard

and that's when I knew the p u s s y wasn't in bio. the p u s s y was in our hearts all along.

the people of coventry will be devastated, and just wait until they hear about the football

accidentally used half a roll of film twice which merged several photos and has created the creepiest vision board of all time

Daddy Frankie told me to get merch and so I did. As per my request the release date is Anne Robinson’s 80th birthday (Sept 26th). Any preorders will be gratefully received and only intensify the pressure on me not to squander this promise. My time starts now.

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Ben White's attention now turns to Love Island in the hunt for European prize money.

Hi it’s me, all the random stuff you put in your pocket while tidying up to ‘sort out later’.

there I stood, naked as the day I was fired

Yes I get 'monochrome' noir feels cool to filmmakers but if you got to experience the beautiful colourful vistas of Naples in person, stop denying my eyes a little holiday from my already monochrome life and allow me my con artists with pastel backdrops.

New Dial F For Football out now on all podcast apps. An AI robot takes over co-hosting duty from Des. Go listen