The real repercussions of AI technology

ever noticed that PornHub literally always works perfectly?

shoutout to the backend engineers.

every little girl dreams about their first 7-figure divorce.

cat bulking 101:

weak cats can be purchased for as little as $10 at your local shelter

after a 6 week high protein diet and hormonal treatment, you can sell these prize cats for $4000-$10,000

keep your excuses to yourself.

a black market kidney is worth $5000.

if you invested that in ETH yesterday, it would be $6100 today.

what are you waiting for?

Go to McSorleys. Order a light and a dark. Shake hands with the server. Sit at a table with strangers. Chug your beer. Chug another. Order the crackers, cheese and onions. Talk politics with the local blue collar guy. Spill beer all over your shirt. Pay in $1 bills.

anyone here work at Blackrock?

my cousin starts his internship tomorrow and wants to know if a fedora or bowler hat is more appropriate.

fellas, don’t give up if a girl doesn’t respond to your booty call.

send a blurry photo of your bulge.

say you’re really sad and shouldn’t be alone right now.

screenshot your 401k and say “this could all be yours if you fuck me rn.”

if you want something, keep asking for it.

a homeless man asked me for money today.

I advised him to commission a piece of art for a relatively low cost.

then, have it appraised at a far higher value.

finally, donate it to his own foundation at the new appraisal for a significant tax break.

teach a man to fish.

everyone wants a rich software engineer bf until you need to sleep in this bedroom.

being a woman in tech is a life hack.

company provides free breakfast and lunch.

men provide free dinner.

I literally have not paid for food in years.

money hack:

stop paying rent.

it takes at least 6 months to serve an eviction in most cities.

at current interest rates, you can grow the money by almost 3% in that time.

me when HR asks for a report on my intern:

everyone knows women are at a disadvantage in the workplace.

that’s why I spray myself with male pheromones, which makes me subconsciously intimidating to men.

I harvest these powerful chemicals for free at my local gym.

it's actually crazy that every plane has a masturbation cubicle.

Hinge Premium costs $29.99/month.

I bet a lot of men would pay a larger one-time fee to skip the date and just have sex.

who's building this?

the only lab-grown meat I'm worried about.

ohio

babysitting my 8-year-old nephew today.

trying to figure out what to do with him.

should I get him started on shitcoins or perps?