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Ben Wexler

@mrbenwexler

Writer/producer: The Grinder, The Comedians, Community, Arrested Development

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Chris Murphy 🟧(@ChrisMurphyCT) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There is it. Trump says he will work to repeal the bipartisan gun bill, which has helped drive a 20% reduction in urban gun murders.

Trump’s goal is to kill more kids in order to make more profits for the gun industry. Plain and simple.

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Chris Jackson(@ChrisCJackson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump’s teleprompters go out and he just stands there for a full minute in complete silence, completely paralyzed without them. This would have led every news network in the country if it happened to Biden.

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Asha Rangappa(@AshaRangappa_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Justice Alito should be impeached. I don’t say this lightly, and this is not something that you do simply bc you disagree with a judge’s judicial philosophy. But he is deeply corrupt, irreparably biased, and legit bonkers. From the undisclosed trips to the weird letter in WSJ to

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David Roberts(@drvolts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Biden just keeps on passing great climate policy and getting zero political credit for it. distilled.earth/p/biden-keeps-…

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Ben Wexler(@mrbenwexler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If it came out that the Obamas flew an upside down American flag in front of their house after, say, Bush got re-elected… and then Barack said it was Michelle’s idea… conservatives would probably be cool about it, right?

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TRUMP: (takes credit for ending Roe)
TRUMP: (falls asleep every day in court)
RFK JR.: (has literal brain worm)
BIDEN: (presides over record stock market)

AVERAGE LOW-INFO VOTER: Trump was better for the economy and besides Biden is old and outlawed abortion and has brain worms

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scary lawyerguy(@scarylawyerguy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I really can't emphasize enough how much stock market performance framed media coverage of Trump's presidency and how little stock market performance has framed media coverage of Biden's presidency.

I really can't emphasize enough how much stock market performance framed media coverage of Trump's presidency and how little stock market performance has framed media coverage of Biden's presidency.
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Symone D. Sanders Townsend(@SymoneDSanders) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Unpopular opinion (maybe) but if I’m the Dems, I’m coordinating folks to be at the trial & then walk over to the cameras outside and drag Trump, the Republicans with him and then talk about what President Biden and VP Harris have been up to while Trump is in court. <<- So either

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Ben Wexler(@mrbenwexler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Hey, hon? Hi. Could you tell the pastor I’m not gonna make it to Bible Study tonight? Yeah, gotta hang out at my buddy’s porn-star-adultery trial.”

“Hey, hon? Hi. Could you tell the pastor I’m not gonna make it to Bible Study tonight? Yeah, gotta hang out at my buddy’s porn-star-adultery trial.”
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HILLARY: Sends a recipe using a private email server; it’s all anyone talks about for two years

TRUMP: uses his bodyguard’s phone to tell his valet to put boxes of nuclear secrets in the bathroom; leads in the polls

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If I’m right about this moment in politics, then I gotta assume RFK Jr.’s “brain worm” announcement will cause him to shoot up in the polls

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