When I get a review sample of a giant TV:
'I hate when influencers get things for free'

When I buy the giant TV myself:
'I hate when influencers flex their money'

My New Year's resolution is these takes are irrelevant and we're gonna make vids about cool tech no matter what!

What do you call a system that dynamically monitors the planet and makes real-time adjustments to correct for climate change?

'Al Gore-ithm'

Merry Christmas, I'll see myself out.

I won't say that the Internet can't tell the difference between a small scandal and a large one...

...but I will say that these two numbers probably shouldn't be as close as they are

Then vs Now

stolen from Techie Taco

reddit sucks, but the internet is kinda useless without it :/

fuck u/spez

The best thing I ever dropped: one knee

Happy anniversary Yvonne

Yes I know -_-

I removed Twitter from my phone over a month ago. It's been great. Big recommend.

See you out there in the real world!

We cracked 100 employees a while ago and I didn't even realize it... Had to ask someone to check for me lol

Thanks for all your support.

2022 goal: Build a tech media empire.

2023 goal: Do it harder.

Saw #smalldickenergy trending.

Incidentally, we're working on a new screwdriver

I LOVE MANDATORY ACCOUNT LOGINS TO PLAY GAMES