today we’re putting the AI into Beacons AI

this is Beacons 2.0 🧵

What's lauren *∘✩.'s real name? And what was her first viral video? Here she is taking the WIRED Autocomplete interview:

Bull terriers did nothing to you ungrateful fucks maybe yall were bad owners leave this baby alone

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

I thought church and state were separated, did they get back together

this is the default amount of automatically placed ads that get inserted into a pod episode before we go in and manually remove/position them lol absolutely unhinged

omg I realized my headphones were dead once I got to the gym and now am forced to raw dog this workout no music, lord help me find the strength

lmao omg

Glitter Jars are fun, soothing, and sparkly! Don't miss @LaurDIY in #ElmosMindfulnessSpectacular streaming now on YouTube and learn more activities about taking care of our emotional well-being! ❤️ Watch: m.sesame.org/ElmosMindfulne… #WellnessWednesday

if you love animals be prepared to fucking SOB in the new #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy movie oh my GOD I was not prepared

Elmo and I hold no responsibility for the glitter left (spilled) on Sesame Street 🙃❤️💁🏼‍♀️

the self checkout kiosk asked for a tip today and I panicked and gave 18%

happy easter 🐰🐣💖

DAVE IS BACK
DAVE IS BACK
DAVE IS BACK

🫶🏼 Dave

am i tripping, or is the twitter icon a shibe rn

vroom vrooooom ✨✨✨

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NO ONE TALK TO ME TODAY DO NOT TRY TO MAKE CONTACT UNTIL APRIL 2 I WILL NOT FALL FOR UR TOM FOOLERY

omg backstreet boy AJ was sitting behind me on my flight, what an honor to share recycled plane air with a legend

it was almost cute enough to make me not 'unsubsribe'

diggy: not what i signed up for when my adopters said they lived in LA???? 🌧️