Smoking weed in 1976: im gonna have groovy sex with an incredibly stinky woman
Smoking weed in 2022: if my vape is out of battery I Will Kill Myself

first you ask me to “imagine dragons” and now you want me to “try guys”????

mhm

i hate reverse cowgirl because he gets to looks at a beautiful woman and i have to look at his toes

i hate when i see a sexy ass picture of megan fox and machine gun kelly is there

open mics are just like adult talent shows

there’s never been a problem that smokin a lil weed couldn’t fix

being added to someone’s close friends story is like being born. you have absolutely no say in whether or not you want to participate and the only way out is death

what happened to fez’s grandma!!!!!

i was just looking at instagram stories and my ex best friend who sucks so much posted a picture from high school that i WAS in but she CROPPED ME OUT LMAO

i wish that blonde guy would stop haunting megan fox :/

of course sam levinson is a nepotism baby that’s why everyone lets him get away with the insane and unprofessional shit he does on the euphoria set fuck of course !!!!!

Overwhelmed. People are going to suffer tonight, and for a long time, as superpowers use their land and lives as chess pieces to advance state power. Imperialism is an old sin with the same old consequences, no matter how much our planet ages.

sean kingston: she’s indecisive

me: i wish i knew what that meant

sean kingston: she can’t decide

me: oh thank you

wow my best friend is so cool and hot and smart and funny i hope she thinks the same about me

i was looking through old photos and i found a picture of me and my abuser so i fucking burned it and it was cathartic as hell!!! i hope you have a miserable life you piece of shit!!!! you can’t ever hurt me again!!!!! weeeeee!!!!

nate said i may be an abusive narcissistic sociopath with an oedipus complex but what i’m NOT is a homophobe