forgetting a mask for a few seconds is so embarrassing. im terrified of someone thinking i’m a republican

I’ve been to the year 3000 not much has changed, except everyone was wearing a mask.

Just bought these bacon bits to make pizza tonight and found a ton of mold in the bag when I dumbed it out. DISGUSTING 🤢. Oscar Mayer

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

Leo season is doing great things for me ♌️

I feel bad for people who live in places that don’t have good pizza

Giraffe 49

I leave for Disney in 3 days and each day leading up to the trip the slowest day of my life

someone please teach me how to be a youth

I NEVER thought I’d miss working at Be Our Guest, but here I am listening to the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack on a loop.

Cheering myself up by changing my wallpaper 💞

Customer: “Is it true what Will Ferrel says about Enterprise?”

I’m DEAD

My job is so weird. One day everything is on fire and we have no cars and 20 reservations, and another day we’re so slow that my assistant manager and I watch Drag Race all day.

Drowning my sorrows in pierogi

Quick shoutout to pierogis. Literally a beautiful mix of two already amazing foods in pasta and mashed potatoes. Thx Poland

February can’t come soon enough🏰

I love US history

People my age be on baby number 3 and I’m still on mambo number 5