I think I need a break. I’ll see y’all later

We interrupt your scrolling to bring you the best riverdancer in town. 13/10

Updated: 16 quality starts over last 18 games, allowing 18 ER 🤯

giddy up human

Could somebody shoot me so I don’t have to go to work tonight? Not like I’m the head or anything. Like a leg. Or an arm. Maybe just hit me with a car? Im open to ideas…

I went to the gym today AND ate a meal with vegetables. I’m still fat. What gives?!

Ok seriously who leaves a sink running like this? Even in a public bathroom?

I should be drawing maps for my DnD session tomorrow, but noooo. Stupid job wants me to actually do work instead of play games

Anybody got that Marshawn “fuck you” video? You know the one. I need it for…reasons

It’s time to start asking the real questions like, is Cal Raleigh actually unbreakable?

remember to touch grass today, folks

Clearly, Seattle sports fans were not studied in this

Julio Rodriguez #44 of the Seattle Mariners stands on deck during the fifth inning against the Cincinnati Reds at T-Mobile Park on April 17, 2024 in Seattle, Washington. (Photo by Steph Chambers/Getty Images)

Dudes will see this and say, 'Hell Yeah'

Because I’m not working on a Saturday night

This fucking baseball team man