Sky Sports apologising for Liam Gallagher’s ‘strong language’ at 9:30pm at an event where we’re watching people punch each other repeatedly in the head. Woke bollocks.

Unreal 🤣🤣🤣

Jesus this race is awful

🏭 Accurate.

At this point they actually be trying to out do the tories

What the fuck is going on with all the daddy long legs in the last week I’m killing at least 5 a day in the house 🙃

Wait until they put the VAT up on booze like Welsh labour did can’t get a crate of half decent larger for less than £15 anymore 😂

that is fucking perfect 😂😂😂

When I see 305 as the target I thought it was already done what the hell has happened?

I feel I must address a situation following my run to the semi-finals of PC22 today. Footage has emerged of me doing what appears to be a "shart" at the end of one of my matches, It was actually the velcro on my new trainers. I now consider this matter put to bed as don't wish to

How long before he makes a boy-like doll out of bananas and coconuts and starts ploughing it

A through ball so good it killed a defender

Flicking through radio stations and they’ve got Heart Xmas going already it’s fucking September.

Best goals per 90 in League One ⏰ 0.98 - GATLIN O’DONKOR 💥 0.96 - Billy Bodin 0.90 - Isaac Olaofe 0.89 - Lee Gregory 0.89 - Dion Charles 0.88 - Alfie May #UTG #BAFC #StockportCounty #Stags #BWFC #BCFC

Best FIFA we’ve had in years 😂

There is no fucking way 🤣