I’ve fucking cried off that fella getting a brick to the head and dick hahaha

Hahaha

What the fucks happened to steak McCoy’s? They taste fucking disgusting

I’m drinking a can of Monster before 9am if any goths wanna join forces to defeat the EDL

🚨🚨🚨Jack Karlson is Dead 🚨🚨🚨 Nobody had him (he’s kind of a celebrity shut up) RIP Jack. You’re eating Succulent Chinese food with the Angels now. They’re going to love you.

Monday

This weathers doing a great job at exposing my receding hairline

Can’t believe Jim McDonald was a basketball player

👑Prime Roy Jones Jr - The World Championship Years 🧵A Thread

£148.50

Hard graft trying to eat one of those double Big Macs init, the meat starts doing slideys all over the bun before you get anywhere near your fucking mouth and by the time you’ve actually manged to have two bites, the whole thing looks like its been hit by a surface to air missile

Birds taking money off these pay pigs on here are abusing the fellas by the way. Guaranteed most of them are incredibly slow and don’t really understand. Haha its funny tho m8 anyone wannapay for me 10 quid scran? Scruffy twats

Can the customers I’m ringing stop answering the phone please, I’d like to get paid for leaving voicemails all day thanks

Just ordered the kids Halloween outfits, was simpler times when we all used to lash a bin bag on with a witches hat wasn’t it 😂

Just read the weather forecast, there’s a 10% chance of rain and a 99.9% chance of me getting a maccies breakie

6 years ago today, what a picture 😂