old gay guy new hair

literally obsessed with me..

Richard Scarry: pigs moving to Paris

man was working out next to me with a full boner (pointing upward) then a cop thought I was stealing my own bike off the bike rack and now I think the filling in my top front tooth is falling out? La vie est belle

well yes

I love grating cheese in peace

got dressed for the gym and then as a form of procrastinating going to the gym accidentally emptied every single thing out of my closets and drawers and reorganized for over 2.5 hours