i got cheated out of my childhood.

jaybird.⠀ in my prayer circle, summoning aj lee to smackdown

Qué PERFECTO ha sido el regreso de AJ Lee. Con anticipación, con pop, con Chicago, con CM Punk. Sin esperar más. Como si nunca se hubiese ido. Como si estuviésemos en 2015. Estoy emocionado. #SmackDown

jaybird.⠀ DID I JUST ORDER THIS? YEAH. I GOT BIG GIRL MONEY NOW

jaybird.⠀ MEEEE I WASN'T GONNA BE UPSET IF SHE DIDN'T COME BACK BC I RESPECT HER DECISION BUT DAMN, I JUST MARKED THE HELL OUT

i'm calm.

⠀ I'M JUST A 𝐆͟𝐔͟𝐘 WITH A JOB TO DO. adored by 𖥻‍ 𝓻everie ᅠᅠᅠ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

eugh. the sun. the morning. barf.

guess i'm stealing your shtick.

mm. actually, on second thought. . . nah. you can keep it.

so sorry. eternal suffering for you.

Johnny.

“Yeah, I think both Eric and I can agree to never speak of this moment.”

Shut it.