A woman who looks like my mom is going to be Vice President of the United States, I can’t stop crying right now 🙌🏾

Rachel Rachel Maddow MSNBC says she was dustbusting three hold punch remnants when she heard Joe Biden won. I would argue she was just cleaning up confetti.

But did you? x.com/realdonaldtrum…

As a thank you to our customers, we will be lifting the 40-minute limit for all meetings globally from midnight ET on Nov. 26 through 6 a.m. ET on Nov. 27 so your family gatherings don't get cut short. ❤️🏡 #ZoomTogether

When are benjamin folds and Taylor Swift collaborating. It’s in my 5 year plan. #evermore #evermoreatmidnight #Folklore #evermorealbum

Trump is so good at one thing. Being impeached. He’s the best so they did it twice.

And the nation took a collective breath… #Inauguration2021

Wondering why Ninja Kitchen doesn’t want to take my money. Website keeps erroring and not processing the order and now its gotten one of my credit cards suspended.

👋 guess I’m back 😂 #FacebookDown

new year’s eve 1999 vibes rn

why the fuck did a random thursday in november illicit the downfall of ticketmaster, twitter, nancy pelosi, and greys anatomy

In case this is the last night of Twitter, it's been lovely spending time here with you. Two minutes of bedtime music. Goodnight 💚

If this is the end, thanks Twitter for helping me find community 13 years ago. It helped a new mom feel like she was not alone. Kept me company in the middle of the night, found friends I still know to this day. I don’t tweet anymore, but it once was vital to my survival.

And find me on Instagram. @eileenwithane (same handle).

That profile photo is at least 8 years old. But I’ve been on Twitter 14 years. 🤯

Elon Musk’s tweets tonight are the equivalent of the Captain of the Titanic hitting an iceberg and then responding by doing a line of coke and going skinny dipping on the deck pool, while laughing and screaming “we sure fucked up that iceberg, huh?”