Playoffs then………….gonna be Southampton going up isn’t it??🥺 #lufc

Why didn’t this fuckin lunatic come back?? #MAFSAU

Jack has gone full on “bell-end” purple now! #MAFSAU

I just wanted Timothy to say to Jonno “look at this!” then knock him out over the dinner table #MAFSAU

Peter Glaze, yeah they’ll pass you buy
Peter Glaze in the wink of a young girls eye, Peter Glaze Peter Glaze

You just know Southamptons gonna win playoffs! #lufc

0-3 at half time please #lufc

Where’s TOTP?? You mean I gotta talk to the wife for a whole hour?!😳🥺 #TOTP

Fuck me this is boring! #TOTP

Sexual Chocolate!!! #TOTP

It’s Horton Market! #TOTP

Shoulder pads klaxon! Must be the 80s !!!! #TOTP

Thought he was gonna pick Phil then…. Oh well…back here of top of the pops tomorrow! 👍 #TheApprentice

Fuckin hell.. Alan’s had some work… looks 10 years younger #TheApprentice

No changing rooms?, no showers?, no toilets?, #TheApprentice

Fuck me! Is this week 1?? #TheApprentice

Who the fuck WAS that!? #TheApprentice

“Ant…get your knob out and flop it on the table!” #SaturdayNightTakeaway

We had joy we had fun picking bogies in the sun, but the sun was too hot and the bogies turned to snot! Oh to be 5 again! 😂😂😂 #TOTP

Hard to tell the difference between Noel Edmond’s and a fuckin womble to be fair! #TOTP