Monty: My Part In his Downfall by S̶p̶i̶k̶e̶ M̶i̶l̶l̶i̶g̶a̶n̶ George Galloway.

I always said Ncuti's first season shouldn't be Doctor Who: Series 1 again. It should be Doctor Who 2: Electric Boogaloo. This just confirms it to me.

He's been taught to kick them out of the back of his van.

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Hey girl, you’ve got amazing graphics and smoooooth animation.

So, jonn elledge was worried about not enough people turning up to his book launch. Proof he’s an idiot.

As a pint-sized loser myself, I'm not actually unhappy about this.

Some days, all I want to do is buy a family sized trifle and spoon every last drop into my greedy little face.

Off to jonn elledge's book launch tonight where the only person I'll probably know is him, and he'll be busy being the genial host. What could possibly go wrong?

Incredible headline theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…

When I reach 20,000,019 followers, I'll talk more about my remake of The Usual Suspects starring The Flumps.

Rude of VAR to prioritise ‘the rules’ over ‘whatever’s funnier’

Booooooooooo #COVMUN

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha #COVMUN

#rsd done. Everyone else with their Bowies and their Blurs. I know the real good stuff.

I don’t normally do RSD but I had to get the gorgeous Doctor Who Edge of Destruction release. Had to queue for an hour!

Hooray!

Personally I prefer no kids, no dogs, no other adults, just me, and also rats. Like hundreds of rats. Rats crawling all over me, and I'm feeding the rats from my own plate. The rats have accepted me as one of them, and I freely do their bidding.

probably worth googling the guy who you’ve labelled as you Elon Musk