me attempting ten different deliveries of the same tweet

It’s as good, if better, than the first. Hearing the live audience reaction would’ve been great though.

had to check real quick that this tweet wasn’t from 2018 and about me

I think what confuses people about Conan O’Brien is he looks like he should be funny in one way, but he’s actually funny in a different, much better way

it's Friday and you're not working anyway, so vote for us to win a Webby!

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Oh happy day! Washington Post Universe Guy carmella Joseph Ferguson hannah good

Just do the Golden Bachelor again. We can have a new season every year with Gerry

President Biden has a new plan for student relief.
tiktok.com/t/ZTLUUUKAy/

I am happy for Angel but also very to sad to lose our most readily available TikTok cameo colleague

Hi! do you like our lil vertical videos?

Please let the Webbys know! Shiny, springy trophies like this help us prove why our content is still working at a 147-year-old newspaper.

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the body of the email was nonsense but I gotta admit they hooked me with the subject line

Happy national sibling day to my sisters and only brother Goofy

Arizona brought back a law from 1864

Bro saw WHAT during the eclipse??

Collabed with Washington Post Universe Guy for this eclipse vid

no one, and i mean no one, is better at stealing content than Benny