lol

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say 'uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy' expecting people to get it)

Watched “Yellow Submarine” for the first time

Heard Fleetwood Mac’s “Silver Springs” today and I made a joke to myself like, “inspired by the DC suburb”, but no, that’s actually why it’s called that

Hey man, I visited this museum in Wisconsin and they had a whole wing dedicated to you

…you do not…HAVE to go on Memorial Day vacation, like, werest you truly broke, you’d probably just skip it

nope, won't beg silly ass progressives for votes Deported to where, exactly

chat is this true?

I’m really excited about this show: The Great Long Meadow Fire and American Decay, two horn-based bands delving into the depths of blues, country, gospel and other expression of American roots music. Suggested donation show at Brooklyn’s Young Ethel’s Thursday, May 30th!

The irony is that, in order for this to be true, you have to live a deeply abnormal life in the caverns of Politics Twitter where the median liberal is some 19-year-old GW student with a handle like “Jared Golden Stan 🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼” and not, say, Chris Hayes

“Jared Golden Stan”

Grover's Bathtub I feel like Björk sort of a has a queer vibe, but not exclusively so — this tweet of gay rapper Le1f dissing Macklemore (that’s inexplicably stuck in my head) being my one piece of corroborating evidence:

cowboy postbop (Dan Lehner) *me chiming into a convo after disassociating and not knowing what the topic is*

Oh another favorite in my household is when Ned panic-calls Reverend Lovejoy and just inserts various “diddlies” between words

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. I have a really good one

Anyway, maybe the smirking is the best option since the last I can remember him actually putting forward an actionable suggestion it was one the worst ideas I’d ever heard

New season of Andor made some serious phone calls