He's never gonna sleep with you, JV, no matter how much you lie.

“Buy a pager.”

Sarah Huckabee attacked Kamala Harris for not having biological children…So, I made time for her ass today…

From the liver to the knee, Hezbollah will be organ free.

Lowest collateral damage to confirmed targets hit ratio in the history of fucking EVER you dipshit dumbass.

They'll be adding a newly formed Dickless Division

Derek's villian era is fucking delicious

Back in 2012, JD Vance wrote a scathing rebuke of the Republican Party's stance on migrants and minorities, criticizing it for being 'openly hostile to non-whites' and for alienating 'Blacks, Latinos, [and] the youth.' Four years later, as Vance considered a career in GOP

Paging Putin... 🤣

Anyone remember the scene in Uncommon Valor when Blaster demonstrates laying a series of explosives as a type of micro-shaping tactic vs an enemy column? Same vibes. 🤣

Dear Teamsters: By basically not endorsing Kamala Harris you decided to endorse a union busting scab. Yes you did. Don’t ask anyone for your help or support ever again because you all are unworthy of it. Sincerely, GFY

He should campaign there for the next 6 weeks.

Tryin' to iceskate uphill into a Black job...

Dear dipshit white leftists: if you still have your dick and balls and are reading this from an unexploded communications device, Mossad has determined you don't matter that much. Try harder.

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Do I dive in or go to bed?

Triple-tap

Kamala Harris when someone breaks into her house

Hezbollah's CTO 🤣

Raw milk is for Luddites who don't understand science and biology, and the Amish have a rape and incest record that'd make Trump jealous.