When you about to give birth but you hear your dumb fckn baby daddy hehe and haha’ing with da fckn dumb nurses

Bout for start detailing cars but for $75 more ill throw one airtag in your baby mama’s Altima so you can see if she really having “girls night”

Braddahs who order frappafuckingchinos from starbucks be some real sassy braddahs go grab one monsta from 711 like da rest of us

Whats a deal breaker when it comes to plate lunch for you guys? Mine gotta be when they give you fckn toss salad not mac salad

Where da fuck is a good spot to watch the fights tomorrow? Ewa BWW is one shit show everytime 😂

Sis tell your baby daddy go stare at da eclipse dat way he can never look at anotha skeeza ever again

Yessah time for watch Merry Monarch and crack one 6 pack while i tell my chick about how i did hula before…. Was like elementary kind with the ili ili but still yet ☝🏽👇🏽

Nobody posting April fools jokes this year cause everyday been one fckn joke lately

If i was jesus i woulda just stayed in dat cave cause this shit ghetto

Name a better era than Shirokiya $1 beers

I knew she was da one when i called her right before i was going into OCCC and she was at disney land and she cried not me 😂

Local chicks go through all that work for get one TRO on her baby daddy…. 2 weeks later she posting “i know we had our hard times” and shes fckn em again

Happy St. Patricks day to my 5’4 braddahs todays ya day you lil leprechauns

Teriyaki Madness in kapolei is teriyaki sadness, had hard rice, food was cold def not mayjah

Braddahs swear “i fuckin hate hoe’s i promise” but he follow every hoe get

Before you take one chick serious try take her District, Moanis waikiki, and Mai tais if she hug Dj’s, Bouncers, and braddahs with big chains… delete dat hoa’z numba

You expect princess treatment but you act like one fckn unko drinking and fckn yelling at da bar

Haole chicks square dance with their boyfriend at the bar
Local chicks square up with their dumb ass boyfriend at the bar

Faka’s swear they from the hood… brah your house is just messy

Automatic hell with this one 😂