Every yoga class I have ever attended has been at least eight hours long.

Went to trivia tonight and the first category was 'national parks' and I said 'I may be jinxing us, but as a kid I had an almost autistic knowledge of national parks.' And we won first prize anyway!

John Hillcoat is directing the movie adaptation of Blood Meridian, so I guess I've lost my bet that it would be three movies and shot in New Zealand.

Drag Queen Story Hour, but the book is the protocols of the elders of Zion

I'm listening to an audiobook in which the Cambridge professor author-narrator pronounces 'ate' so it rhymes with 'pet.' Is thus some weird posh thing, or is this standard British English?

Ten Sentras and Nissans comin'

As a Martin Scorsese fan, when I read that cops have made arrests in the $20-million Pearson Airport gold heist, I immediately visualized a Gimme Shelter montage.

In honour of Craig's creation, Luke Fischer, we drank Pacificos.

Sports betting's last frontier.

Ned Ludd has entered the chat.

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I've finally started watching The Americans, which is set in the early '80s, and I've become nostalgic for the days when the Russians had to go to such elaborate lengths to have their way, rather than just buying the Republican presidential candidate.

Has anybody considered leading them in a chorus-line dance-off to the Beat It?

It is a great honour to win the INTERNATIONAL LITERARY PRIZE offered by Bob Armstrong's website. A large and talented pool of writers was considered for this award and the quality of the literature considered was amazing. Very exciting. THANK YOU!!!

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Anybody else thing Rachel Homan could have a post-curling acting career playing sexy assassins?

Sometimes as a writer you just have to tell yourself: 'The world is wrong and will some day learn how wrong it has been.' Admittedly, this is a thought you share with mass murderers.

New political sitcom just dropped.

Can somebody tell me why this ubiquitous ad features a Wal Mart employee with a fidget spinner?