Pickleball in Mumbai. I don't have capital but someone needs to implement asap

Thank God I'm not self aware it seems like a lot of work

Walked into icici bank started talking about my love life... Who was gonna tell me that's not what relationship manager means

Someone started a matrimonial group in our building bro 💀💀💀

bro💀

Kendrick Lamar don’t got a single song where he needs to be doing this

New taylor is so mid I think I'm out

Cooking

Btw drake clears

Just watched Maidaan with my mom now I'm scared to cough in front of her

Ajay devgn bhai aap Liverpool ko bhi coach kar lo

Two dudes will never pose for a photo in fear of being gay. Like they'll get one mediator just for the sake of it

Idk why people complain so much about data privacy like I love the personalised recommendations and ads and reels bring it on babyyyy

How u gonna be homophobic and still get kissed by a dude. Yes this is a jesus subtweet

Why live in the moment when you can just watch reels on your phone

I remember the days when we used to drink and just be insane but now all everyone wants to do is 'ek machli paani mein gayi chapak'