Denying yourself pleasure does not make you more holy.

The other day someone asked why do men keep getting better looking as they age? Society's standards of feminine beauty is about sexualizing girls and then holding adult women to that standard. Men don't objectively get better looking; they are afforded age-appropriate standards.

Happy 40th ❤️❤️❤️

**cackles in schadenfreude**

Hot DAMN WTMD, 89.7 FM this live lunch slaps! On a completely unrelated note, I don't recommend head banging while trying to drive 😬

Tbh the second half of this tweet sounds a lot like life with unmedicated ADHD

Can we talk about how objectively terrible this latest update to Google Maps is? At best it's inconvenient; at worst it's dangerous. I can't even select my most direct route home as an alt now. And yes, I turned off the "prioritize fuel efficient routes" option. 💀💀💀

Suspicious of Paul, 100%. 🙋🏽‍♀️ That's some toxic masculinity if I ever saw it.

New game idea: draw a card with a picture of a pasty white guy on it. Answer the question: Weasley or Arcade Fire band member?

I'm gonna need Gillian Pensavalle making the Snoopy BLEHH noise to be my new ringtone

Burn this from my memory

Have you or a loved one witnessed Christian Horner drinking from a “Daddy” mug on Drive to Survive? You may be entitled to financial compensation

Ok who else watched #DriveToSurvive and thought Otmar Szafnauer is an energy vampire?

5 seasons later and Christian Horner is still the most detestable person in all of #DriveToSurvive …and that’s saying a lot bc Alonso is also here.

Speaking of Alonso - bro, you can’t just be the anti-hero because you declare yourself the anti-hero. YOU AREN’T TAYLOR SWIFT #DrivetoSurvive5

Please someone make this sentient pair of khaki pants stop talking, it hurts 😩 #DriveToSurvive5

“We’ve got an open seat and we need to fill it with someone who’s fast.” -Otmar Szafnauer, skilled orator of #DriveToSurvive5