The problem with some of you is that you confused your ability to speak English and confuse yourself with intelligence and profundity.

You are as uninformed as an almajiri in Sokoto, but you cover your lack of awareness with English. You want to turn your country into a theatre…

I had the shock of my life just two days ago. I attended a funeral in Orlu, Imo State and on our return journey, the driver took a detour he claimed would take us 30 minutes to bust out of Ihiala. The idea sounded great until we veered onto the dirt track.

As we entered a town…

I have a theory

These screens are just for the media. No serious person uses this number of screens

6 screens?

Stop toning your messages down when you want to state your boundaries. Remove those unnecessary emojis.

Let them take you seriously.

Parallel Facts Of course, Peter Obi’s name cannot be there. The question we should ask them is why no former Lagos Governor’s name is there. Aha 😂🤣😅

Did you pay IB Dende’s school fees too? Was that why you threw your hands in the air like a tout in an airplane immediately you saw you? I’m trying to understand the connection between what people are calling you out for and what you wrote below.

We did Neurosurgery wardrounds when I was in 400L, it started at 7:30am and ended by 2pm, going through almost all the wards in the hospital. I was the only one that didn't look like they were about to faint, thanks to Eba and Egusi soup, I knew the day will be long, so I loaded.

Classism inside 33k is crazy.

Just checked into that Teni’s space and the first thing I heard was “apart from the things they said IBD Dende has done, the guy is actually a good guy.”

I can’t 🤣😂🤣

Open your mind brethren!

Sometimes no be to dey shout “COOK”!!

Just calm down reason am

There is no law that justifies the continuous detention of Journalist Daniel Ojukwu for over 48 hours.

There is no law that says a suspect cannot be released on weekends.

There is no law that says Police have to be shut down on weekends at the expense of citizens’ liberty.

'Philanthropy is commendable, but it must not cause the philanthropist to overlook the circumstances of economic injustice which make philanthropy necessary' - MLK Jr.

Don't have heroes. Have ideals. Cos even you will disappoint yourself every now and then.

Imagine posting '6000 perfectly selected odds for Sunday. Stake well'.

I'll then realise that everyone is awake even by 2am.

Sahara Reporters Start with some Yorubas, to deploy as a base for counter-argument, and then go full throttle with the Igbos, that's their endgame.

Sahara Reporters Abeg make Pesin check wether dem don use mistake Deport Qudus Eleyi. 🤣🤣😭🤭

I know their game, they first deport few Yorubas back to their state so that they can have something to say when they start deporting igbos in mass back to Southeast. Wise up and smell the coffee.

If person wey don see money Dey behave like this, how Qudus, Omojuwa, Ogbeni Dipo, Chigozirim, Pastor Nsogbu want behave? Father Lord help us.

- Pablo Escobar

THE REAL IDAN CAP 🧢

“I steal because I have kids to feed”

So even if you’re thirsty you should scoop from the gutters?
Why not find BH Bandits ISIS dem for fund raising since you have people to take care of